Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Friday, November 14, 2014

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Recent news round-up, Part 2

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Sunday, November 09, 2014

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Monday, October 27, 2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Friday, October 17, 2014

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Throwback Thursday



Hedda Lettuce and me, about 2001-2002--before she went green, and I went auburn, er, blonde, um, black.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Saturday, October 04, 2014

Only a few good Texts From Last Night this time

(720): Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand http://tfl.nu/lbum
(801): At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost http://tfl.nu/j4xa
(647): The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks. http://tfl.nu/cwoi

Friday, October 03, 2014

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Animal headline of the day

Reports: China body-searched 10,000 pigeons

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

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Micro movie review

The Hundred-Foot Journey: Totally predictable, sometimes absurd, it is a very well-made and enjoyable piece of fluff.

Monday, September 29, 2014

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Some more Texts from Last Night

(518): Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys. http://tfl.nu/ykpm
(908): I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work. http://tfl.nu/aq0t
(304): JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK http://tfl.nu/yt7k
(615): I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask? http://tfl.nu/0fir
(409): I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots. http://tfl.nu/9ntb
(517): Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out http://tfl.nu/rbge
(609): The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here. http://tfl.nu/fl13

Friday, September 26, 2014

Living with bears XLV

Canada: This Mailman Gives the Greatest Excuse Of All Time For Not Delivering a Package, Bear hanging around Port Coquitlam home concerns residents

Massachusetts: Bear kills Chelmsford man's chickens, duck My sister's office is only 2 or 3 miles from there!

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Semi-random thoughts

  • I sign few of the online petitions that I am presented with, because most of them are addressed to people who couldn't care less what the general public thinks about what they are doing. Almost all the ones that I do sign are addressed to businesses. But even some of those fail to gain my support. For instance, I got one addressed to a bank which asks that it absolve a co-signer of a loan from his responsibility to pay it, because the primary debtor died. No. Not even though this was a student loan, and the student was his daughter. He was not just "helping his daughter" take out the loan--he promised to pay off the loan if she didn't, for whatever reason. It makes no difference that federal student loans are forgiven in such circumstances. He made a deal, he has to stick to it. 
  • It's amazing how many of my entertainer friends had pictures with Joan Rivers to post. 
  • I got some spam titled, "Would you sleep with a Married Woman?" Of course I would. I sleep with my wife every night.
  • I'm flabbergasted by the recent jump in readers of my glob from Japan and New Zealand. I haven't written anything about either country. 

Thursday, September 18, 2014

This is literally funny



From sixteencandlesband on Facebook

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Animal headline of the day

George the goldfish gets life-saving tumor surgery

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Living with moose VII

New York: Moose spotted in Fleischmanns

Thursday, September 11, 2014

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