Sunday, August 30, 2015

From Texts From Last Night

(419): Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops http://tfl.nu/gosu

(801): Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me. http://tfl.nu/uglm

(832): Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them. http://tfl.nu/x6j3

(512): He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole http://tfl.nu/x7h1

(608): Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole. http://tfl.nu/qrfy

(703): I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor. http://tfl.nu/hrkf

(919): I came home braless and wearing a tail.... http://tfl.nu/c52h

(417): Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall http://tfl.nu/s2qy

(206): Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs... http://tfl.nu/99gc

(703): I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING? http://tfl.nu/cxjr

(610): I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism? http://tfl.nu/qax9

(303): how did you set a fucking salad on fire???????? http://tfl.nu/te2j

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Thursday, August 27, 2015

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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Cartoon of the day



H/T to Lynette Nusbacher

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Texts from last night

Ashley Madison

(812): See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome. http://tfl.nu/sl3a

(202): Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is. http://tfl.nu/6az8

(432): Hooray!  My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
(334): I will chop off your penis http://tfl.nu/8rdx

Miscellaneous

(516): The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer. http://tfl.nu/4nep

(540): pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again. http://tfl.nu/tbp9

(651): He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator  http://tfl.nu/6o1b

(+61): For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex http://tfl.nu/5e78

What you did last night

(519): you made out with another girl for some wings http://tfl.nu/lvcd

(847): Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar http://tfl.nu/mfiq

(506): you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night. http://tfl.nu/xzfp

What I did last night

(603): Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it http://tfl.nu/evih

(210): My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan http://tfl.nu/p1s5

(732): We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores. http://tfl.nu/umaz

(563): I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard. http://tfl.nu/kgi1

What happened last night?

(218): Why was I lying under a truck last night? http://tfl.nu/sv51

(910): Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night http://tfl.nu/j6oh

(919): So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
(919): Both questions will answer each other. http://tfl.nu/9fys

And last, but not least

(406): Because you touch yourself at night.
(701): ...What time of day am I supposed to do it? http://tfl.nu/h0zu

Friday, August 21, 2015

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Micro movie reviews

I have been forgetting to post these.

Mr. Holmes: Sherlock Holmes, in his 90s and long retired to bee-keeping in the country, tries to remember his last case (told in flashbacks), which he hadn't solved. Ian McKellen does a masterful job as the title character. A fine film.

Irrational Man: Woody Allen's latest. A burnt out philosophy professor, involved with one of his colleagues, as well as one of his students, finds a reason to live. There are a few holes in the plot, which is set in a small college town, where all the students have perfect complexions. The film is fair, far from Allen's best.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

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Sunday, August 16, 2015

10 years! 10 whole years?

Other than posting links to stuff I find interesting or amusing, I seldom really blog any more. I guess that's why I failed to notice that my glob was 10 years old on Thursday.

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Saturday, August 15, 2015

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Animal headline of the day

Man in bear costume harasses mother bear, 2 cubs in Alaska

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Friday, August 07, 2015

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Living with mountain lions XVI

Another lion-like animal spotted in Milwaukee metro area

Wednesday, August 05, 2015

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Thursday, July 30, 2015

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Living with wild turkeys XVIII

Wandering turkey causes stir at University of Michigan

Sunday, July 19, 2015

I'm still alive

I'm just on vacation in the Berkshires in western Massachusetts. Don't expect to see much here until at least the 27th.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Happy Bastille Day!



It's Bastille Day, which marks the beginning of the French Revolution in 1789--their 4th of July.

And happy anniversary to Helen and Rachel, and happy birthday to Johanna!

Animal headline of the day

Polish cow on the run for 2 years is finally caught

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Cartoon of the day

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This really is about what I think of LinkedIn.

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Texts from last night

(817): Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me http://tfl.nu/vehz

(720): Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing. http://tfl.nu/ydo1

(201): So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird? http://tfl.nu/c7nq

Last night...

(863): I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned http://tfl.nu/nwd4

(204): You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes http://tfl.nu/1623

(470): you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs. http://tfl.nu/zbrg

(706): He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left. http://tfl.nu/fgjf

(337): She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower. http://tfl.nu/xurr

(612): Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me??? http://tfl.nu/7z0t

Thursday, July 09, 2015

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Living with mountain lions XIV

Mountain lion spotted roaming around San Francisco

Tuesday, July 07, 2015

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Saturday, July 04, 2015

Texts from last night

(630): Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today http://tfl.nu/cse0

(813): Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour http://tfl.nu/fu54

(503): how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob? http://tfl.nu/571v

(562): I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened? http://tfl.nu/zj7u

(504): Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower. http://tfl.nu/5itm

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Monday, June 29, 2015

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Texts from last night

(620): I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going? http://tfl.nu/0dn7

(615): The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person http://tfl.nu/64c8

(407): He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me. http://tfl.nu/a7jm

(540): Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys. http://tfl.nu/72bo

(337): Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too." http://tfl.nu/wi1y

(513): where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet. http://tfl.nu/hb26


Friday, June 26, 2015

My 16th warning about Walmart

Police Chief Papania: Open carry situation could have turned into 'violent misunderstanding'

Walmart has no policy against carrying guns into its stores. It's a dangerous place.

Animal headline of the day

Moose Sex Corridor Project gets help from United States

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Thursday, June 25, 2015

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Monday, June 22, 2015

Texts from last night

(504): I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment. http://tfl.nu/hun6

Fathers' Day

(518): What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids? http://tfl.nu/elim

(717): Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful. http://tfl.nu/ntpu

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Sunday, June 21, 2015

Texts from last night

(630): Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid. http://tfl.nu/7ofe

(731): After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep. http://tfl.nu/u5lu

(+61): ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR http://tfl.nu/lv16

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Micro movie review

Testament of Youth A retelling of British author Vera Brittain's book on her experiences during World War I. I saw the miniseries of this decades ago, so I vaguely remembered what happened. This version, though less than half the length, does tell her story pretty well. The acting and cinematography are excellent. It's not a happy story, but one worth seeing.