Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Midweek TFLNs

(541): they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
(480): I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
(252): I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.

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