Monday, June 22, 2015

Texts from last night

(504): I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.

Fathers' Day

(518): What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?

(717): Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.

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