Texts from last night

(630): Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid. http://tfl.nu/7ofe

(731): After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep. http://tfl.nu/u5lu

(+61): ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR http://tfl.nu/lv16