Talking back at the headlines

From the Associated Press "Top News:"

• Hezbollah Fires New Rockets Into Israel
Oy.

• Bush, Blair Urge Multinational Force
But not US or UK troops, I'm sure.

• GOP Makes Conditions on Wage Increase
Give a little to the poor, and a lot to the rich.

• AP: Priest May Have Misspent $1.4 Million
It's better than if he had molested kids.

• Floyd Landis Proclaims His Innocence
I hope it's true.

• Jury Convicts 4 White-Supremacists
Good!

• Scientists Identify 2 Ancient Reptiles
Dino and Dinny?

• Mel Gibson Arrested on Suspicion of DUI
Yawn.