Talking back at the headlines

From the Associated Press "Top News:"

• Ailing Castro Gives Power to Brother
Keeping Cuba in the family.

• Israel Approves Wider Ground Offensive
Oy.

• Bush Looks to U.N. for Mideast Solution
Since he can't figure one out.

• Soldiers From 2 Koreas Exchange Fire
Did either side hit anything? Nah.

• Gitmo Guards Often Attacked by Detainees
Gee, I wonder why.

• Paper: Landis Had Synthetic Testosterone
Doesn't look good for Floyd.

• UK, Calif. to Strike Global Warming Deal
Is this constitutional?

• Deputy Hopes Gibson Thinks About DUI
The DUI is the least of his problems right now.