Talking back at the headlines

The headlines from the Associated Press "Top News," as of 22:55 ET.

• At Least 112 Die in Attacks Across Iraq
It's a civil war. A lot more will die.

• Bush Opens Stock Exchange in Vietnam
and all of the stocks immediately went down.

• Kissinger: Iraq Military Win Impossible
I guess he learned something from Vietnam.

• House Democrat Wants Draft Reinstated
Fat chance.

• British Police Probe Ex-Spy's Poisoning
Is this the synopsis of the next Mystery! show on PBS?

• More College Heads Earning $50G or More
That should be $500G.

• Mass. Governor Wants Gay Wedding Vote
People shouldn't be voting on human rights.

• 'Never-Ending Kiss' Caps TomKat Wedding
It's really sad people are so interested in this.