Talking back at the headlines

From the AP "Top News" on excite.com.

• Boston Publicity Ploy Leads to 2 Arrests
Stupid people.

• Senate Foes of Troop Buildup Join Forces
That's nice, but Bush will still ignore them.

• Chavez Gains Free Rein in Venezuela
Uh oh. Poor Venezuela. He sounds like Castro only with money.

• House Approves Huge Spending Bill
Don't they do this every year?

• Comedian Al Franken to Run for Senate
Yay!!! Where do I send my donation?

• Molly Ivins Dies of Cancer at 62
This is sad, very sad. She was the one who first called Bush II "Shrub." We lost a good one.

• Oils May Cause Breast Growth in Boys
Does it work on 58-year-olds?

• Google 4Q Earnings Nearly Triple
Another stock I didn't buy.