TFLN of the day

I've succumbed to another internet time-waster: Texts From Last Night. My choice for the best from today:

you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning

Runner-up:

A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.