Girl: You know, I really appreciate that you're the only guy friend I have that never tried to hit on me.
Guy: Don't give me too much credit, I just don't think you're hot.
--Union & 7th, Brooklyn
Overheard by: ra
via Overheard in New York, Apr 30, 2010
Shiksa: Is semen kosher for Passover?
Jewish girl: I think so. Sperm don't have hooves.
--23rd St & Lexington
Overheard by: Jason
via Overheard in New York, Apr 30, 2010
Mother: Fee fie fo fum!
Very young daughter: I have me a smelly bum!
Mother: Oh dear.
--McCarren Park
Overheard by: Todd Dillard
via Overheard in New York, Apr 27, 2010
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