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Keeping up with Texts From Last Night
(970): Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
http://tfl.nu/9pof
(908): You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
(1-908): I'll google it
http://tfl.nu/bsan
(617): I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
http://tfl.nu/yzaq
(585): Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
(518): It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
http://tfl.nu/nk88
(914): I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
http://tfl.nu/s43y
(757): Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
http://tfl.nu/pqxc
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