Sunday, October 17, 2010

For those who have been waiting patiently for more TFLNs

(312): You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
http://tfl.nu/bowu

(270): The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
http://tfl.nu/ihik

(919): Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
http://tfl.nu/6akp

(856): My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
http://tfl.nu/h7hc

(412): I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
http://tfl.nu/hmq3

(850): I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
http://tfl.nu/y2i2

(780): I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
http://tfl.nu/csm9

(970): She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
http://tfl.nu/yazk

(513): walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
http://tfl.nu/e35n

(978): Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
http://tfl.nu/x49g

(845): What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
http://tfl.nu/y6wb

(817): I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
http://tfl.nu/17gc

(845): no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
http://tfl.nu/fs9l

(360): Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
http://tfl.nu/ru8t

(708): You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
http://tfl.nu/9a89

(303): you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
http://tfl.nu/8hzl

(541): You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
http://tfl.nu/2m2y

(202): I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
http://tfl.nu/pd64

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