Four weeks of TFLNs, part 1: Last night

WHAT YOU DID

(702): You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy

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(404): You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.

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(573): I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."

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WHAT HE DID

(555): After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.

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I WOKE UP, AND...

(701): Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?

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(305): woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...

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(858): Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.

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(641): My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.

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(541): Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.

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WHAT HAPPENED?

(352): ... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.

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(484): I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.

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(319): Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.

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(647): Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?

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(850): why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?

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(304): will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?

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(+44): Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?

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(204): Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?

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SPEAKING OF SNOW SCULPTURE

(828): Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis

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I'M SORRY

(513): Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?

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(785): sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time

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HOW BAD WAS IT?

(757): The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.

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