TFLN time again

(631): On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
(1-631): It's like a tribute to you being a slut http://tfl.nu/t5j2

(706): On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo.  Proof that we really are related. http://tfl.nu/0zhl

(214): How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink? http://tfl.nu/kd28

(813): Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom. http://tfl.nu/y5hs

(910): You went to jail last night?!
(1-910): Just a little bit. http://tfl.nu/exzq

(910): He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that. http://tfl.nu/o050