You didn't really think I gave up on TFLNs, did you? Part 2

(208): so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate. http://tfl.nu/25ho

(630): They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock... http://tfl.nu/p7g4

(520): Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
(1-520): I can pencil you in at 3:30 http://tfl.nu/ztyv

(905): When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog? http://tfl.nu/u47g

(404): He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a
greeting by chest bump. http://tfl.nu/2ksd

(516): perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection http://tfl.nu/w4cf

(860): I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens http://tfl.nu/onsn

(608): I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh. http://tfl.nu/0i8s

(516): perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection http://tfl.nu/w4cf

(804): Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender
with me. http://tfl.nu/bct9

(701): I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day. http://tfl.nu/5jp7

(916): I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black
out on Sat.
(1-916): Can we laminate it? Just to be safe. http://tfl.nu/1wiq

(419): Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day. http://tfl.nu/oeq7