Semi-random thoughts

• I'm always a little angry when someone writes "Here, here!" It's "Hear, hear!"
• When burlesque performers have moving sales they post things like, "I will mostly have clothes, shoes, costumes, a few tables, wired shelves and a 6 ft tall carrot." UPDATE: I realize I have actually sat on that carrot (it's like a pillow). She had it at one of her shows.
• I could never be a plumber. For one thing, my arms aren't long enough.