2 days ago
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Plat du jour--guest submission
I guess this refers to the celtic music group from Canada.
This was found quite a while ago by Joanne.
Monday, September 10, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
- Web Businessman Sentenced for Threats Aside from this guy going to jail, the best thing about this story was how Google moved to stop this maneuver using their system.
- Queens Carwash’s Employees Are First in City to Join Union
- Players’ Support of Gay Marriage Alters N.F.L. Image
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crime,
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labor relations,
LGBT,
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Friday, September 07, 2012
Fairey gets probation
Shepard Fairey Is Fined and Sentenced to Probation in 'Hope' Poster CaseI have written about this a number of times, most recently here and here. I'm disappointed he got no jail time. Maybe he has learned something from all this, but I have to wonder if this will deter anyone else from doing what he did.
Semi-random thoughts
- I am now older than my father was when he died. Hopefully I'll be at least as lucky as my mother--I've got 18 years to go to equal her longevity.
- I always like it when the catcher throws out a runner trying to steal. Stealing is wrong.
- Citibank now gives me the option of having the record of my ATM transaction e-mailed to me. No more little slips of paper to handle.
Labels:
banks,
my life,
semi-random thoughts,
sports
Wednesday, September 05, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Federal judge orders Massachusetts to pay for killer's sex change I just wish the judge and the writer of this article had used female pronouns.
Labels:
education,
good news bad news round-up,
law,
LGBT,
news,
politics,
transgender
Tuesday, September 04, 2012
Headline of the day
People with purple beds have the most sex, according to study
Remember, correlation does not imply causation.
Remember, correlation does not imply causation.
Monday, September 03, 2012
Sunday, September 02, 2012
Micro movie reviews
The Dark Knight Rises--I think I liked it, but I'm not totally sure because, for some reason, the dialog was very hard to understand when I saw it.
Sleepwalk With Me--A snooze, mildly amusing. The sleepwalking has almost nothing to do with the rest of the film.
Sleepwalk With Me--A snooze, mildly amusing. The sleepwalking has almost nothing to do with the rest of the film.
Saturday, September 01, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
Sort of Good, Sort of Bad News
- Teen Becomes First Female Quarterback to Play in Florida
- Neon Museum set to open in downtown Las Vegas This sounds interesting.
Sort of Good, Sort of Bad News
- Government ends criminal probe of controversial Arizona sheriff They're still investigating Arpaio for civil rights abuses, which I consider far more important.
Labels:
civil rights,
crime,
good news bad news round-up,
museums,
news
Friday, August 31, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
- Judge Rules Against Zoning Law on Sex-Related Businesses This is censorship, pure and simple.
- Washington state Catholic bishop warned over anti-gay marriage campaign I hope this stops him.
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Polite euphemism headline of the day
Ryan takes factual shortcuts in speech
What that really means, is, "Ryan lied."
It's what Republicans have been doing a long time: If the facts don't support your beliefs and positions, just make something up that sounds like it could be true. For example, weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
What that really means, is, "Ryan lied."
It's what Republicans have been doing a long time: If the facts don't support your beliefs and positions, just make something up that sounds like it could be true. For example, weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
- Facebook Israel-Arab youth group has rare meeting
- FAA to study use of electronics on planes Right now the situation is ridiculous. On my last flight I saw a number of people using their phones to listen to music, playing games, and perhaps texting.
- Judge to lift restrictions on Florida voter registration Confusing headline.
Labels:
facebook,
foreign news,
good news bad news round-up,
law,
news,
politics,
technology,
travel
Animal headline of the day
Firemen called to rescue cow stuck up a tree
I was hoping this would be about a cow that thinks it's a cat.
I was hoping this would be about a cow that thinks it's a cat.
Monday, August 27, 2012
Thank you, Amazon
Now I'll really know when to expect delivery.
Your estimated delivery date is:
Friday, August 31, 2012 -
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Israel arrests 3 settler boys suspected of attack on Palestinians
- "Go-Topless Day" in New York seeks equal rights to bare chests
- Seattle names Russell Wilson starting QB Former Wisconsin quarterback makes good. I guess being a little bit short doesn't matter.
- Isaac Upsets Plans for GOP Lobbyists, Wealthy Donors If I weren't an atheist, I'd say this was god's way of disapproving of what's going on. Unfortunately, it's still proceeding, though with a smaller attendance.
Labels:
foreign news,
good news bad news round-up,
news,
NYC,
politics,
sports,
women's rights
Semi-random thoughts
- I just noticed that I've passed the 7th anniversary of this blog.
- My monthly health insurance premium now exceeds my mortgage payment!
- The software that categorizes news stories is confused about recalls. Stories on product recalls are appearing in my political news summaries.
- A couple of my friends had their Facebook accounts hacked. They appeared to be posting recommendations for a weight loss drug, saying things like "I've lost 20lbs. in 3 weeks!" Ironically, both of them are dancers. If either of them lost 20lbs. she'd be on death's door. All of their Facebook friends know this, so the ads are totally ineffectual.
Labels:
advertisements,
facebook,
insurance,
my glob,
semi-random thoughts
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
Bad News
- Galliano stripped of French Legion d'Honneur award What really angered me about Galliano's statements were the people who said it's OK because he's an artist.
- Russian court acquits Kasparov regarding rally While I'd like to think this is an indication Russia is not as repressive as it seems, I think it might only be having a judge who's a chess fan.
Bad News
Labels:
fashion,
foreign news,
good news bad news round-up,
law,
medicine,
news
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
Bad News
- High school valedictorian denied diploma over ‘hell’ speech says she won’t apologize I'm glad she's standing up for her rights.
- Lesbian brides win settlement from Vermont inn
- Egypt President Passes Law Against Media Detention It's a good first step.
Bad News
- U.S. court strikes down EPA pollution rule This article does not say why the court struck the rule down. Bad reporting as well as bad news.
- Appeals court rules Texas can cut off Planned Parenthood funding Another article that doesn't explain the court's reasoning.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Stupid headline of the day
U.S. Open tennis referee accused of killing husband with coffee mug
The only thing her being a tennis referee has to do with this story is to explain why she is in New York. This is a minor detail which does not belong in the headline.
The only thing her being a tennis referee has to do with this story is to explain why she is in New York. This is a minor detail which does not belong in the headline.
Monday, August 20, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
- Navy's oldest commissioned warship to sail again
- Augusta National to Add First Two Female Members
- Akin’s ‘Macaca moment’ could flip the Senate race
- Myanmar Abolishes Censorship of Private Publications
- Bacon Scattered Before Muslim Celebration May Be Bias Crime This is despicable.
- High school valedictorian denied diploma over graduation speech The school administrators should apologize to her.
- Custody at Risk After 'Toddlers & Tiaras' Star Wears Controversial Outfit I think Toddlers and Tiaras is a form of child abuse. I hope the kid's father gets custody.
- Court allows "show me your papers" laws in Alabama, Georgia The court invalidated a lot of the laws' provisions, but not this big one.
Labels:
children,
education,
foreign news,
good news bad news round-up,
hate crimes,
history,
law,
news,
NYC,
politics,
religion,
television
Friday, August 17, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
Bad News
Sort of Good, Sort of Bad News
- Abortion charges against Kansas Planned Parenthood clinic dropped
- U.S. court says Florida's early voting rules discriminatory
- Packers turn ball over, lose to Browns 35-10 Go, Cleveland!
Bad News
- Russian Band Given 2-Year Term for Stunt Deriding Putin Russia is a repressive state.
- Gay parades banned in Moscow for 100 years Ditto.
Sort of Good, Sort of Bad News
- U.S. sues Florida over ending kosher meals in prisons It's bad that Florida did this, good that they are getting sued, but bad that it took 5 years to sue them.
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Meet Brig. Gen. Tammy Smith, the first openly gay U.S. general
- Hungary far-right leader discovers Jewish roots LOL
- Australia's High Court rejects challenge to anti-tobacco marketing law
- Vermont jury finds Mennonite minister guilty of aiding kidnapping
- Man Seated Next to Unaccompanied Minors Forced to Change Seats At least the airline is reviewing its policy.
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
- Facebook enters legal arena to defend Likes as free speech I don't think the author of this brief article knows much about the law.
- After Sinai Killings, Cairo Tightens Grip on a Neglected Region
- Badgers football: Montee Ball returns to practice, but won't face contact immediately
- Wed and Tortured at 13, Afghan Girl Finds Rare Justice The girl gets justice bit the overall situation for women in Afghanistan remains bad.
Labels:
facebook,
good news bad news round-up,
law,
news,
sports,
women's rights,
world politics
Friday, August 10, 2012
Tuesday, August 07, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
Bad News
Bad News
Labels:
crime,
good news bad news round-up,
news,
NYC,
sports,
world politics
Saturday, August 04, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- NCAA denies Paterno family appeal of sanctions The Paterno family is just making fools of themselves.
- Tennessee Democrats reject "gay-bashing" Senate primary winner
- Street Stops in New York Fall as Unease Over Tactic Grows
- New Browns owner wants a winner in Cleveland
Labels:
crime,
education,
good news bad news round-up,
government,
LGBT,
news,
politics,
sports
Friday, August 03, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good news
- NCAA backs new penalty structure I'm really glad that coaches may face suspensions. Up to now, no matter how severely a school was penalized, the coach responsible for the infraction could just go work for a different college. The only problem: I doubt they can be stopped from being television commentators.
- Anti-Islam challenge to Tennessee lawmaker fails
- Appeals court blocks Arizona's new late-term abortion ban
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law,
news,
politics,
religion,
sports,
television
Thursday, August 02, 2012
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Monday, July 30, 2012
Another interruption
I'm watching the Olympics, so I'm not going to be posting much the next two weeks.
Friday, July 27, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- The Caucus: Amazon's Founder Pledges $2.5 Million in Support of Same-Sex Marriage
- Lettire Construction Agrees to Pay Back Wages for Workers
- Rude surprise: French fed up with own incivility
- Court leaves ruling against big tobacco intact
- Woman Rowing Perimeter of Lake Michigan Sexually Assaulted At least the police will be protecting her from now on.
- Rise Is Seen in Cyberattacks Targeting U.S. Infrastructure
Labels:
computers,
crime,
good news bad news round-up,
LGBT,
news,
NYC,
public transit,
travel,
world politics
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Once Blocked, Boy’s Appeal for Gays to Wed Gets Council Audience
- New York Initiative Aims to Shield Illegal Immigrants From Fraud
- Deals to Keep Generic Drugs Off Market Get a Court Rebuff
- Climate Change Deniers in the House of Representatives Targeted for Defeat
Labels:
education,
environment,
good news bad news round-up,
law,
LGBT,
news,
NYC,
politics,
weather
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Amtrak plans $7 billion upgrade of Washington, DC, station The waiting room, now filled with shops and restaurants, is beautiful.
- Scotland to legalise gay marriage I'm sure Alan Cumming will be happy about this.
- Double-decker bus does push ups to mock “fat Americans” visiting the Olympics If this "fat Americans" thing keeps going I will be rethinking my desire to go and re-visit the UK.
Labels:
art,
good news bad news round-up,
LGBT,
news,
travel
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
- In a Sanitation Garage, a Gallery of Scavenged Art
- U.S. monsignor gets 3-6 years in prison for child sex abuse case Basically, he did what Joe Paterno and other Penn State officials did, only he enabled many more child molesters to continue their crimes.
- Penalty for Rule-Breaking Bicyclists: A Remedial Class
- Eagle Scouts return medals over organization’s anti-gay stance
- Airline bid to block consumer protections rejected
- Iran nuclear energy facility hit with malware that plays AC/DC at full volume
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
Bad News
- Republican Party in California Is Caught in Cycle of Decline
- National Journal Bars Quotations Tweaked by Sources
- Jack Daniel's Sends the Most Polite Cease-and-Desist Letter Ever
Bad News
Labels:
crime,
environment,
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journalism,
law,
newspapers,
NYC,
politics
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Semi-random thoughts
- I've been listening to the Rockabilly Station on Pandora lately, but I've had to reject 2 or 3 songs just for reasons of misogyny.
- A few weeks ago I noted that NYC taxi fares would probably be going up. Now it looks like they almost certainly will. So it looks like I'll be starting to use credit cards to pay for my rides, as I explained in my previous post. I won't even feel a little guilty about it, because the drivers aren't going to have to pay 5% anymore.
- Apparently the new way to market magazine subscriptions is to mail out free samples. Recently I've received copies of Manhattan and Architectural Digest.
Labels:
magazines,
music,
NYC,
semi-random thoughts
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Boston Mayor Bans Chick-Fil-A Restaurants from City!
- Plane Leaves Homophobe at the Boarding Gate for Calling United Worker a Faggot
- Flood of donations will help Ohio cancer patient, 4, make trip to Disney after dad denied wish Update on yesterday's Bad News.
- Former Badger Jon Leuer claimed by Cleveland Cavaliers It would be great if a former star of my favorite college team plays for my favorite NBA team.
- Troops march in San Diego gay parade in uniform I'm happy for the gay service people, but transgender people are still not allowed to serve their country.
- Navy's new gender-neutral carriers won't have urinals This doesn't mean that they're planning for mixed-gender or gender-queer sailors.
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good news bad news round-up,
LGBT,
news,
politics,
restaurants,
sports,
travel
Friday, July 20, 2012
Animal headline of the day
Three Canadian elephants flying to California
Until now, the only elephant that I knew could fly was Dumbo.
Until now, the only elephant that I knew could fly was Dumbo.
Recent news round-up
I'm going to start posting links to good news and bad news articles, and maybe some that are mixed, that might have escaped people's notice. I might add a brief comment. Here's the first:
Good News
Good News
- Internet gets Burger King employee fired for sharing a disgusting photo Bad headline. He was fired for contaminating the food.
- New Jersey Court Issues Guidance for Juries About Reliability of Eyewitnesses Other states should follow New Jersey's example.
- Paris Wants Smokers to Kick a Bad Habit: Tossing Butts in the Street
- Judge: Kleiner must fight lawsuit in open court I think compulsory arbitration clauses in contracts between employers and employees, or consumers and vendors, should be illegal.
- Possible source of half of all web spam meets its end I think I've noticed less spam today.
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law,
music,
news,
parenting,
restaurants,
spam
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Living with bobcats LX
I haven't done one of these in a long time, but this one actually made it into my "odd news" summary:
Bobcat breaks into Washington state prison
Bobcat breaks into Washington state prison
Monday, July 16, 2012
Animal headline of the day
French cows allowed to drink on the job, yield intoxicating beef
Oh, la la!
Actually, it sounds really good (if rather expensive).
RUNNER-UP: Cat has been mayor of Alaska town for 15 years
Oh, la la!
Actually, it sounds really good (if rather expensive).
RUNNER-UP: Cat has been mayor of Alaska town for 15 years
Please excuse the interruption
My hard drive crashed, last Friday actually. I'm trying to restore things, but it hasn't been going well. I've pretty much been avoiding unnecessary computer work, like blogging. Hopefully sometime in the next day or two things will get back to normal.
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Pot, meet kettle
Saudi Arabia condemns Russian comments on human rights
Neither one of them is very good on human rights.
Neither one of them is very good on human rights.
Friday, July 13, 2012
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Micro movie review
To Rome With Love: Typical ridiculous Woody Allen romp. Quite enjoyable, as long as you don't mind Italian stereotypes and bouncing back and forth among non-intersecting stories.
Tuesday, July 03, 2012
Sunday, July 01, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Animal headline of the day
Gunnar, the U.S. Navy seal, dies at age 38
You don't run into obituaries for animals too often. And I don't remember ever seeing one that listed the surviving family members by name.
You don't run into obituaries for animals too often. And I don't remember ever seeing one that listed the surviving family members by name.
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Semi-random thoughts
- I'm not much of a baseball fan. I find the game too slow. But I do still keep an eye on how the Indians are doing (I am from Cleveland). I never realized until recently that I can watch all of the Indians games right here at home. Time Warner Cable threw its sports package into its HD Extra package at some point, and all of the major leagues not otherwise shown are in it. It's always the home team broadcast, so when the Indians are on the road I have to suffer through some one-sided commentary, but at least I can see what is happening.
- When I first saw articles from the Daily Caller in the "News For You" list that Yahoo puts on some of its pages, I immediately distrusted its apparent bias. It definitely seemed to be a politically conservative news source--maybe not as right wing as Fox News, but certainly not one I'd trust to be objective. So whenever one of its stories pops up I generally don't even read it. Now there is another reason I dislike it: one of its reporters interrupted President Obama's statement at a press conference.
- Whenever I play the Star War Cantina Band on the jukebox at a bar, someone, generally a middle-aged guy, goes wild.
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sports,
television
Friday, June 22, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Micro movie review
Snow White and the Huntsman--Fairly well done, though the final battle needed more work. Nothing surprising, little gore. The dwarfs are the best part.
Friday, June 15, 2012
Trans Brit receives royal honor
Actress and campaigner April Ashley, one of the first Britons to undergo sex-change surgery, was awarded an OBE "for services to transgender equality."
Source
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Micro movie reviews
Men in Black 3: I couldn't believe two hours went by so fast. So much fun, even if it didn't always make sense.
The Avengers: Begins and ends strong, drags in the middle. Learn the backstory if you don't already know it.
The Avengers: Begins and ends strong, drags in the middle. Learn the backstory if you don't already know it.
Thursday, June 07, 2012
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
Animal headline of the day
Black bear euthanized after eating Canada murderer
Though the details of the story are really not very interesting, this is a great headline.
Though the details of the story are really not very interesting, this is a great headline.
Monday, May 28, 2012
Out-of-the-office notice
Tomorrow I'm leaving for a week in Las Vegas (I'm taking a break from packing right now). I'm going for the Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend, so don't plan on seeing any new posts here until I get back.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Semi-random thoughts
- It looks like NYC taxi fares are going up. I've been saying for a while, that at the next fare increase I'll start using a credit card instead of paying cash, which I know the drivers prefer. The amount of cash I need for cab rides for an evening out will be much more than I want to be carrying around.
- The phrase "turn of the century" has become ambiguous.
- The well-financed "Americans Elect" effort to put a third-party centrist candidate for president on the ballot this November has died. I'm relieved. This had the potential to disrupt the re-election of President Obama.
Labels:
language,
NYC,
politics,
semi-random thoughts
Monday, May 21, 2012
TFLNs of the (last) week
(402): As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date http://tfl.nu/07k6
(443): He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever. http://tfl.nu/42ep
(601): When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub. http://tfl.nu/pgrs
(360): do we own a ladder
(206): We do not.
(360): then how am i on the roof http://tfl.nu/xqbq
(651): We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom. http://tfl.nu/dyyq
(419): I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck. http://tfl.nu/c5ir
(774): I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it. http://tfl.nu/ttfm
(503): Did I change midway through last night?
(206): Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking http://tfl.nu/rz21
(615): Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
(1-615): By a pack of ravenous dildos http://tfl.nu/hx21
(845): Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12 http://tfl.nu/01a6
(607): Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
(315): I get naked cuz your not there http://tfl.nu/p9qb
(914): Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon. http://tfl.nu/php8
(602): Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house? http://tfl.nu/arpl
(904): He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer. http://tfl.nu/iriu
(+44): Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower. http://tfl.nu/m2lh
(407): I'm pregnant
(1-407): The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number??? http://tfl.nu/ivb7
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Micro movie review
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: A bit more than the complete fluff I expected. Suspend your disbelief and enjoy the wonderful performances.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
One good TFLN, from, er, last night
(314): Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress. http://tfl.nu/ibp9
Labels:
internet finds,
texts from last night
Monday, May 14, 2012
Micro movie review
The Kid With a Bike (Le Gamin au Velo): A slow-moving story of a boy coping with being abandoned by his father, and being foster-parented by a stranger. Well-acted, but that's about it.
I like this
Texting While Walking Banned in New Jersey Town
The article is unclear whether this applies just to people crossing the street, or to anyone walking on the sidewalk.
The article is unclear whether this applies just to people crossing the street, or to anyone walking on the sidewalk.
Headline of the day
Lexus found submerged in family’s swimming pool; drunk-driving suspected
As we used to say, "No shit, Sherlock."
As we used to say, "No shit, Sherlock."
Considering how long it's been, surprisingly few good TFLNs
(864): I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in http://tfl.nu/mz6f
(805): So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
(1-805): Sweet. Did I win?
(805): Youre hungover arent you? http://tfl.nu/l89i
(818): The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me. http://tfl.nu/w1nr
(252): i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no. http://tfl.nu/99ae
(989): I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep. http://tfl.nu/zu0y
(215): I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up http://tfl.nu/xoz1
(801): There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume. http://tfl.nu/bk3r
(217): You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you http://tfl.nu/uqrj
(720): Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something. http://tfl.nu/z9g9
(419): Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
(1-419): Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly. http://tfl.nu/ok5v
(609): Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him. http://tfl.nu/6jaw
(717): I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan http://tfl.nu/f98a
(703): Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
(571): I'd say they're off to a great start! http://tfl.nu/1lyt
(519): My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!! http://tfl.nu/hi1l
(+44): He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again! http://tfl.nu/ztd6
(561): I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line? http://tfl.nu/0ivn
(212): The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you. http://tfl.nu/c03k
(512): I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone http://tfl.nu/z79l
(696): Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
(451): Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes http://tfl.nu/39ll
Sunday, May 13, 2012
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