I'm always a little angry when someone writes "Here, here!" It's "Hear, hear!"
When burlesque performers have moving sales they post things like, "I will mostly have clothes, shoes, costumes, a few tables, wired shelves and a 6 ft tall carrot." UPDATE: I realize I have actually sat on that carrot (it's like a pillow). She had it at one of her shows.
I could never be a plumber. For one thing, my arms aren't long enough.
Shutdown Helping Build a 2014 Wave While this is encouraging, I'm not terribly optimistic the Democrats can retake the House. First, people have short memories--though if the Tea Idiots continue their obstruction as they say they will this would be taken care of. Second, so many of the Republicans are in safe, gerrymandered districts.
Vegas nightclub closes after battle over sex shows A couple of my burlesque performer friends worked there occasionally. I saw them perform there last summer, and one of their acts certainly ran afoul of these rules.
Populist Left Makes Warren Its Hot Ticket She might be an excellent president--though she has said nothing yet about foreign affairs. If she starts talking about that, it could be a good indication of her intention to run.
The sun is directly over the equator, and it is now officially fall. (I guess it's the Vernal Equinox in the southern hemisphere, as they enter spring there.)
GOP senator may have accidentally made Dems' point What he fails to grasp is that the public will see the group that is blocking the funding authorization as the cause of the government shutdown. Underlying this failure, is that I don't believe he really sees the legislative branch, including himself, as being a part of the government.
Fresh Direct sends an e-mail after they pack your order, listing the quantity ordered and the quantity being delivered for each item, the exact weight for the pay by weight items, etc. My current e-mail states that I ordered 2 red peppers, but they're only going to deliver 1.95.
I just put in my application for a Medicare Advantage plan. Even though my prescription costs will be higher, I estimate I will be saving around $10,000 per year (after taxes) over my current individual health insurance.
From the Jumping the Gun Department: An e-mail from McAfee with the subject "Renew Your McAfee Security Today" says "Security Expires Soon." My subscription expires on March 16, 2014.
I can accept a loss when the other team out-plays us. But when mistakes (and I do mean plural) by the officials in the final seconds of the game deprive us of the chance to try for the win, that's unacceptable. (Arizona State 32, Wisconsin 30, Officials 0)
Beating Death of Transgender Woman Is Investigated as Hate Crime The murder was bad, of course, but it's good that it is being investigated as a possible hate crime. All killings of transgender people should be investigated as hate crimes, because a good majority of them are just that.
Fedex hates me. I firmly believe they looked at a map of the upper east side of Manhattan and said, where can we put our drop boxes so they're all 9 blocks away from Caprice? It's this beautiful semi-circle with Central Park on one side.
I received an e-mail asking me to sign a petition directed to a Catholic bishop in Wisconsin. I'm sure he is really going to be swayed by a Jewish atheist from New York. Not.
Today I had my annual bone density scan. Getting strapped into position was serious (if brief) bondage fun.
When I get a phone call, and I don't recognize the number, I'm going to let it go to voicemail. So if anyone really wants to talk to me, they have to leave me a message.
It would be impossible for my wife and me to ever break up--we're such a good team. Tonight she asked me to remind her to put more Tylenol in her pill case when we got home. When we did get home all I could remember was that I was supposed to remind her of something. But that was enough for her to remember what it was.
Retired WQXR host Lloyd Moss died last weekend. I loved listening to him. I wrote a post when he retired.
Recently Texas Gov. Rick Perry has been trying to lure New York-based businesses to move to his state. Comedian Lewis Black responded via The Daily Show:
It's St. Swithin's Day, which British folklore says will predict the next 40 days' weather. If you believe this, and it's raining, start building an ark fast.
Hi! I'm Caprice Bellefleur, a 68-year-old retiree enjoying life in the Big Apple. I'm a mixed-gender person assigned male at birth. This makes me a transgender person, trans for short. If you call me a crossdresser, I won't object, but crossdressing is just an activity I do to express part of my identity. This blog contains slices of the life of someone who crossdresses, but it's not about crossdressing per se. I hope you enjoy it--and leave a comment!