Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Recent news round-up, Part 2

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Animal headline of the day

Colorado deputies tackle 'agitated' cow on the interstate

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Recent news round-up, Part 2

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Animal headline of the day

Young wolf acts as surrogate mother for kitten

Monday, November 16, 2015

Micro movie review

Suffragette: Set in pre-World War I Britain, it's the story of a working class woman who accidentally becomes involved with the movement for the right of women to vote, as it turns to violence from peaceful protest. Her eyes are opened and she joins in, at great personal cost. The film is slow, and fairly predictable (at least if you know something about the suffragette movement in Britain). Carrie Mulligan, as the laundry worker main character, is excellent. Helena Bonham Carter is fair. Meryl Streep's part was so small it was almost non-existent.

Friday, November 13, 2015

Recent news round-up, Part 3

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Correction of the day

Correction: White House-Halloween story
WASHINGTON (AP) — In a story Oct. 30 about Halloween festivities at the White House, The Associated Press reported erroneously that a toddler dressed in a pope costume was a boy. The child was a girl.  

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Happy 17th--to me

Today is the 17th anniversary of my first time going out as Caprice. I guess I'm legal now, at least in New York.

Monday, November 09, 2015

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Texts from Last Night

(630): Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed. http://tfl.nu/zq9m

Halloween, continued

(978): Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you http://tfl.nu/9iwc

(803): I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird http://tfl.nu/j1op

Tinder

(815): My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!? http://tfl.nu/x6r7

(425): I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates. http://tfl.nu/11s2

Walk of shame

(360): Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid. http://tfl.nu/ony4

What you did last night

(713): Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
(1-713): That explains the nerd bow & arrow... http://tfl.nu/zef7

(863): You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back http://tfl.nu/r23n

Thursday, November 05, 2015

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Animal headline of the day

Plane diverted when smoke alarms triggered by farts from 2,186 sheep

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Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Monday, November 02, 2015

Texts from Last Night

Halloween

(513): I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me. http://tfl.nu/1ljx

(908): Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top. http://tfl.nu/d9os

(865): We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader. http://tfl.nu/d4vq

Not Halloween

(813): The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie. http://tfl.nu/rp4t

(863): Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it. http://tfl.nu/weki

(778): Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
(1-778): You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed http://tfl.nu/go57

(937): That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives. http://tfl.nu/n6c3

(250): I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately. http://tfl.nu/zqjx

(585): I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER http://tfl.nu/hw9x

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Thursday, October 22, 2015

Oops! I missed an important day

I didn't get to blog about Back to the Future Day yesterday. But this happened:

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Lots of Texts From Last Night

For starters

(603): Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall http://tfl.nu/wp9b

(516): Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again. http://tfl.nu/69nn

Questions

(207): is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing? http://tfl.nu/iyy6

(814): Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line? http://tfl.nu/8b31

(907): Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend.. http://tfl.nu/iszm

Plan B

(308): He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. http://tfl.nu/e63k

(585): I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority. http://tfl.nu/yg9j

(206): Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b http://tfl.nu/y3qk

Tinder

(520): My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest. http://tfl.nu/on57

(502): My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word. http://tfl.nu/1okt

(315): Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad. http://tfl.nu/fu61

Last night I...

(631): Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet. http://tfl.nu/yvh6

(616): i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia http://tfl.nu/4qiu

(289): I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night. http://tfl.nu/doi4

(775): I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed http://tfl.nu/6o84

Last night you...

(207): You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case... http://tfl.nu/2ch6

(608): Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop. http://tfl.nu/kr3l

Uncategorized

(407): for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning http://tfl.nu/fcai

(647): oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since. http://tfl.nu/6t09

(813): It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life.  Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him! http://tfl.nu/y3ko

(248): I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum http://tfl.nu/ah2o

(253): the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug http://tfl.nu/2jc8

(207): I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick. http://tfl.nu/zq68

(716): He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that. http://tfl.nu/hk7h

(703):  I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney.  Who does that? http://tfl.nu/21wg

And finally

(434): Worst way to find out I have a half sister http://tfl.nu/ntqn

Monday, October 19, 2015

Living with raccoons III

A raccoon tries to sneak into Giants-Eagles game

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Thursday, October 15, 2015

Recent news round-up, Part 4

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Animal headline of the day

Pesky owl at Maryland park doesn't give a hoot about runners

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Tuesday, October 06, 2015

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Colbert is making late night television classy

Semi-random thoughts

  • Putting my name in the title of your email does not make it any more likely I'll read it. In fact, it might make it less likely.
  • I am amazed at how many brick and mortar stores don't put their address on the home page of their websites.
  • I had forgotten how much I like Häagen Dazs Belgian chocolate ice cream. Which is probably a good thing.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

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Micro movie review

Pawn Sacrifice: The story of  Bobby Fischer from his rise as a chess prodigy in Brooklyn to his Cold War era challenge of the Soviet champion, to his descent to mental illness. It's a gripping story, very well-acted.

Friday, September 25, 2015

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Monday, September 21, 2015

I've never even heard of boomwhackers


I think Bach is smiling in his grave.

Sunday, September 20, 2015

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