The latest TFLNs

(580): So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep. http://tfl.nu/hhhj

(606): only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding. http://tfl.nu/lmd6

(708): Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
(773): Just arrived at our party http://tfl.nu/7hao

(586): It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying. http://tfl.nu/5saj

(508): wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer? http://tfl.nu/zgl0

(902): WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT http://tfl.nu/q56u