The TFLN round-up

(408): You are right.  The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it. http://tfl.nu/jmvc

(724): My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's? http://tfl.nu/cp3t

(360): Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people. http://tfl.nu/w1ks

(619): The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
(1-619): Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl. http://tfl.nu/aous

(218): You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes. http://tfl.nu/x3hi

(712): I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand.  I think I'm in love http://tfl.nu/bjop

(859): if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it. http://tfl.nu/6uvx

(712): That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist.  If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time" http://tfl.nu/be6i

(517): I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine. http://tfl.nu/qnhv