The week's best TFLNs

(269): I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class http://tfl.nu/65qj

(580): Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying" http://tfl.nu/0sq3

(530): it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam http://tfl.nu/24cr

(+61): I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you. http://tfl.nu/i3nm

(517): btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener. http://tfl.nu/k1i6

(503): All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over. http://tfl.nu/hufa

(248): Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms http://tfl.nu/jxub

(+33): We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom.  How ill would Picasso be? http://tfl.nu/rs8r

(519): I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it." http://tfl.nu/vqit

(952): Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage http://tfl.nu/dzdl

(301): Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces. http://tfl.nu/8qa1

(251): How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama? http://tfl.nu/p6aj