TFLNs

(+34): You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer. http://tfl.nu/c0a5

(570): Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them http://tfl.nu/2e8h

(772): So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me. http://tfl.nu/5rwa

(757): So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real. http://tfl.nu/gd5o

(512): Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person. http://tfl.nu/kj3e

(541): I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue http://tfl.nu/me08

(515): It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years.  THAT shameful. http://tfl.nu/3wbb

(240): Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day http://tfl.nu/21po