Canada: Wildlife experts ease fears about Braeside bobcat
3 days ago
Not just for the dyslexic.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morningRunner-up:
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Chase Community Giving is a program run by Chase that allows Facebook users to vote for local charities and non-profits, and helps direct Chase corporate philanthropy dollars to eligible organizations in the following focus areas: education, healthcare, housing, the environment, combating hunger, arts and culture, human services, and animal welfare. The grassroots campaign aims to inspire a new way of corporate philanthropy.
The eligible charity receiving the most votes will be awarded $1 million, the top five runners-up will receive $100,000 each, and the 100 finalists, including the top winners, will be awarded $25,000 each. Additionally, a special Advisory Board led by prominent national philanthropists will allocate $1 million to the nominated charities of its choice.
I just realized how bad the economy really is. I recently bought a new toaster oven and as a complimentary gift, I was given a bank."--Larry Legro, World Champion Liar
I have been given a "Beautiful Blogger" award by Helen Boyd. I'm not so sure about the beautiful part. In fact, considering how little I have posted of late, I'm not even sure about the blogger part. But what the hell, an award is an award. So I accept.Three-year-old boy to punk girl in black fishnets, as he pokes though holes: Um... why is your legs trapped?
--Thompkins Square Park
To all those who observe Festivus, have a happy one.50-something yuppie guy to another: My wife just doesn't understand that men go through menopause too. It's not just a woman's problem. These past few months I can tell that I've begun my menopause.source
Teenage girl sitting across from two yuppies: I'm pretty sure they call what you're going through "erectile dysfunction."
--F Train

SYDNEY (AP) - Thousands of people ate breakfast on the Sydney Harbor Bridge as the iconic steel span was transformed Sunday into a grassy picnic ground.
Usually bustling with traffic, the bridge was covered by lawn laid specially for the morning event. It [was] attended by 6,000 lucky picnickers chosen in a ballot to enjoy food, music and the majestic view.
"It's amazing to see the bridge in this perspective," Sydney resident Don Fuchs said as he strolled across, taking in the Sydney Opera House.
"Usually you sit in the car, you cross it, and that's it," he said.
Picnickers brought hampers full of fruit and croissants, while organizers handed out freshly baked bread, jams, apples and yoghurt.
A piano player played honky-tonk music while grazing cows added a rustic touch.
New South Wales state Premier Nathan Rees said the tourism promotion would likely become an annual event.
that Northwest flight that overshot Minneapolis? Is it ridiculous to infer that the captain and co-pilot were having sex? They emphatically deny they were sleeping and none of the other explanations make any sense at all.I think she may have something there.
AP says artist made up story about Obama poster
Artist admits using key AP photo for 'HOPE' poster
JACKSON, Miss. (AP) - The widow of slain civil-rights pioneer Medgar Evers fought tears Friday as Navy Secretary Ray Mabus, a former Mississippi governor, announced he's naming a new Navy supply ship for Evers' late husband.
"I think of those who will serve on this ship and those who will see it in different parts of the world. And perhaps they, too, will come to know who Medgar Evers was and what he stood for," Myrlie Evers-Williams said at Jackson State University, where Mabus made the announcement.
Evers was Mississippi field secretary of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People when he was assassinated outside his Jackson home on June 12, 1963. He was 37.
"He gave his life for his country," Mabus told an audience of about 200.
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Being gay is not a lifestyle. However being filled with hate and stupidity is.--Journal of a Power Dyke in Training
Hmmmm. when you make penis shaped cupcakes, do you ice the whole thing or just the balls?