Dutch navy frees Somalis held by pirates: NATO
2 days ago
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Meet Brig. Gen. Tammy Smith, the first openly gay U.S. general
- Hungary far-right leader discovers Jewish roots LOL
- Australia's High Court rejects challenge to anti-tobacco marketing law
- Vermont jury finds Mennonite minister guilty of aiding kidnapping
- Man Seated Next to Unaccompanied Minors Forced to Change Seats At least the airline is reviewing its policy.
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
- Facebook enters legal arena to defend Likes as free speech I don't think the author of this brief article knows much about the law.
- After Sinai Killings, Cairo Tightens Grip on a Neglected Region
- Badgers football: Montee Ball returns to practice, but won't face contact immediately
- Wed and Tortured at 13, Afghan Girl Finds Rare Justice The girl gets justice bit the overall situation for women in Afghanistan remains bad.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Tuesday, August 07, 2012
Saturday, August 04, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- NCAA denies Paterno family appeal of sanctions The Paterno family is just making fools of themselves.
- Tennessee Democrats reject "gay-bashing" Senate primary winner
- Street Stops in New York Fall as Unease Over Tactic Grows
- New Browns owner wants a winner in Cleveland
Friday, August 03, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good news
- NCAA backs new penalty structure I'm really glad that coaches may face suspensions. Up to now, no matter how severely a school was penalized, the coach responsible for the infraction could just go work for a different college. The only problem: I doubt they can be stopped from being television commentators.
- Anti-Islam challenge to Tennessee lawmaker fails
- Appeals court blocks Arizona's new late-term abortion ban
Thursday, August 02, 2012
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Monday, July 30, 2012
Another interruption
I'm watching the Olympics, so I'm not going to be posting much the next two weeks.
Friday, July 27, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- The Caucus: Amazon's Founder Pledges $2.5 Million in Support of Same-Sex Marriage
- Lettire Construction Agrees to Pay Back Wages for Workers
- Rude surprise: French fed up with own incivility
- Court leaves ruling against big tobacco intact
- Woman Rowing Perimeter of Lake Michigan Sexually Assaulted At least the police will be protecting her from now on.
- Rise Is Seen in Cyberattacks Targeting U.S. Infrastructure
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Today's news round-up
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Amtrak plans $7 billion upgrade of Washington, DC, station The waiting room, now filled with shops and restaurants, is beautiful.
- Scotland to legalise gay marriage I'm sure Alan Cumming will be happy about this.
- Double-decker bus does push ups to mock “fat Americans” visiting the Olympics If this "fat Americans" thing keeps going I will be rethinking my desire to go and re-visit the UK.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Recent news round-up
Good News
- In a Sanitation Garage, a Gallery of Scavenged Art
- U.S. monsignor gets 3-6 years in prison for child sex abuse case Basically, he did what Joe Paterno and other Penn State officials did, only he enabled many more child molesters to continue their crimes.
- Penalty for Rule-Breaking Bicyclists: A Remedial Class
- Eagle Scouts return medals over organization’s anti-gay stance
- Airline bid to block consumer protections rejected
- Iran nuclear energy facility hit with malware that plays AC/DC at full volume
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Semi-random thoughts
- I've been listening to the Rockabilly Station on Pandora lately, but I've had to reject 2 or 3 songs just for reasons of misogyny.
- A few weeks ago I noted that NYC taxi fares would probably be going up. Now it looks like they almost certainly will. So it looks like I'll be starting to use credit cards to pay for my rides, as I explained in my previous post. I won't even feel a little guilty about it, because the drivers aren't going to have to pay 5% anymore.
- Apparently the new way to market magazine subscriptions is to mail out free samples. Recently I've received copies of Manhattan and Architectural Digest.
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Boston Mayor Bans Chick-Fil-A Restaurants from City!
- Plane Leaves Homophobe at the Boarding Gate for Calling United Worker a Faggot
- Flood of donations will help Ohio cancer patient, 4, make trip to Disney after dad denied wish Update on yesterday's Bad News.
- Former Badger Jon Leuer claimed by Cleveland Cavaliers It would be great if a former star of my favorite college team plays for my favorite NBA team.
- Troops march in San Diego gay parade in uniform I'm happy for the gay service people, but transgender people are still not allowed to serve their country.
- Navy's new gender-neutral carriers won't have urinals This doesn't mean that they're planning for mixed-gender or gender-queer sailors.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Animal headline of the day
Three Canadian elephants flying to California
Until now, the only elephant that I knew could fly was Dumbo.
Until now, the only elephant that I knew could fly was Dumbo.
Recent news round-up
I'm going to start posting links to good news and bad news articles, and maybe some that are mixed, that might have escaped people's notice. I might add a brief comment. Here's the first:
Good News
Good News
- Internet gets Burger King employee fired for sharing a disgusting photo Bad headline. He was fired for contaminating the food.
- New Jersey Court Issues Guidance for Juries About Reliability of Eyewitnesses Other states should follow New Jersey's example.
- Paris Wants Smokers to Kick a Bad Habit: Tossing Butts in the Street
- Judge: Kleiner must fight lawsuit in open court I think compulsory arbitration clauses in contracts between employers and employees, or consumers and vendors, should be illegal.
- Possible source of half of all web spam meets its end I think I've noticed less spam today.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Living with bobcats LX
I haven't done one of these in a long time, but this one actually made it into my "odd news" summary:
Bobcat breaks into Washington state prison
Bobcat breaks into Washington state prison
Monday, July 16, 2012
Animal headline of the day
French cows allowed to drink on the job, yield intoxicating beef
Oh, la la!
Actually, it sounds really good (if rather expensive).
RUNNER-UP: Cat has been mayor of Alaska town for 15 years
Oh, la la!
Actually, it sounds really good (if rather expensive).
RUNNER-UP: Cat has been mayor of Alaska town for 15 years
Please excuse the interruption
My hard drive crashed, last Friday actually. I'm trying to restore things, but it hasn't been going well. I've pretty much been avoiding unnecessary computer work, like blogging. Hopefully sometime in the next day or two things will get back to normal.
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Pot, meet kettle
Saudi Arabia condemns Russian comments on human rights
Neither one of them is very good on human rights.
Neither one of them is very good on human rights.
Friday, July 13, 2012
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Micro movie review
To Rome With Love: Typical ridiculous Woody Allen romp. Quite enjoyable, as long as you don't mind Italian stereotypes and bouncing back and forth among non-intersecting stories.
Tuesday, July 03, 2012
Sunday, July 01, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Animal headline of the day
Gunnar, the U.S. Navy seal, dies at age 38
You don't run into obituaries for animals too often. And I don't remember ever seeing one that listed the surviving family members by name.
You don't run into obituaries for animals too often. And I don't remember ever seeing one that listed the surviving family members by name.
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Semi-random thoughts
- I'm not much of a baseball fan. I find the game too slow. But I do still keep an eye on how the Indians are doing (I am from Cleveland). I never realized until recently that I can watch all of the Indians games right here at home. Time Warner Cable threw its sports package into its HD Extra package at some point, and all of the major leagues not otherwise shown are in it. It's always the home team broadcast, so when the Indians are on the road I have to suffer through some one-sided commentary, but at least I can see what is happening.
- When I first saw articles from the Daily Caller in the "News For You" list that Yahoo puts on some of its pages, I immediately distrusted its apparent bias. It definitely seemed to be a politically conservative news source--maybe not as right wing as Fox News, but certainly not one I'd trust to be objective. So whenever one of its stories pops up I generally don't even read it. Now there is another reason I dislike it: one of its reporters interrupted President Obama's statement at a press conference.
- Whenever I play the Star War Cantina Band on the jukebox at a bar, someone, generally a middle-aged guy, goes wild.
Friday, June 22, 2012
Would you recharge your car here?
If they can't even spell "vehicle" correctly, think how much they could mess up your car.
Monday, June 18, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Micro movie review
Snow White and the Huntsman--Fairly well done, though the final battle needed more work. Nothing surprising, little gore. The dwarfs are the best part.
Friday, June 15, 2012
Trans Brit receives royal honor
Actress and campaigner April Ashley, one of the first Britons to undergo sex-change surgery, was awarded an OBE "for services to transgender equality."
Source
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Micro movie reviews
Men in Black 3: I couldn't believe two hours went by so fast. So much fun, even if it didn't always make sense.
The Avengers: Begins and ends strong, drags in the middle. Learn the backstory if you don't already know it.
The Avengers: Begins and ends strong, drags in the middle. Learn the backstory if you don't already know it.
Thursday, June 07, 2012
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
Animal headline of the day
Black bear euthanized after eating Canada murderer
Though the details of the story are really not very interesting, this is a great headline.
Though the details of the story are really not very interesting, this is a great headline.
Monday, May 28, 2012
Out-of-the-office notice
Tomorrow I'm leaving for a week in Las Vegas (I'm taking a break from packing right now). I'm going for the Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend, so don't plan on seeing any new posts here until I get back.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Semi-random thoughts
- It looks like NYC taxi fares are going up. I've been saying for a while, that at the next fare increase I'll start using a credit card instead of paying cash, which I know the drivers prefer. The amount of cash I need for cab rides for an evening out will be much more than I want to be carrying around.
- The phrase "turn of the century" has become ambiguous.
- The well-financed "Americans Elect" effort to put a third-party centrist candidate for president on the ballot this November has died. I'm relieved. This had the potential to disrupt the re-election of President Obama.
Monday, May 21, 2012
TFLNs of the (last) week
(402): As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date http://tfl.nu/07k6
(443): He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever. http://tfl.nu/42ep
(601): When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub. http://tfl.nu/pgrs
(360): do we own a ladder
(206): We do not.
(360): then how am i on the roof http://tfl.nu/xqbq
(651): We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom. http://tfl.nu/dyyq
(419): I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck. http://tfl.nu/c5ir
(774): I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it. http://tfl.nu/ttfm
(503): Did I change midway through last night?
(206): Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking http://tfl.nu/rz21
(615): Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
(1-615): By a pack of ravenous dildos http://tfl.nu/hx21
(845): Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12 http://tfl.nu/01a6
(607): Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
(315): I get naked cuz your not there http://tfl.nu/p9qb
(914): Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon. http://tfl.nu/php8
(602): Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house? http://tfl.nu/arpl
(904): He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer. http://tfl.nu/iriu
(+44): Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower. http://tfl.nu/m2lh
(407): I'm pregnant
(1-407): The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number??? http://tfl.nu/ivb7
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Micro movie review
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: A bit more than the complete fluff I expected. Suspend your disbelief and enjoy the wonderful performances.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
One good TFLN, from, er, last night
(314): Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress. http://tfl.nu/ibp9
Monday, May 14, 2012
Micro movie review
The Kid With a Bike (Le Gamin au Velo): A slow-moving story of a boy coping with being abandoned by his father, and being foster-parented by a stranger. Well-acted, but that's about it.
I like this
Texting While Walking Banned in New Jersey Town
The article is unclear whether this applies just to people crossing the street, or to anyone walking on the sidewalk.
The article is unclear whether this applies just to people crossing the street, or to anyone walking on the sidewalk.
Headline of the day
Lexus found submerged in family’s swimming pool; drunk-driving suspected
As we used to say, "No shit, Sherlock."
As we used to say, "No shit, Sherlock."
Considering how long it's been, surprisingly few good TFLNs
(864): I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in http://tfl.nu/mz6f
(805): So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
(1-805): Sweet. Did I win?
(805): Youre hungover arent you? http://tfl.nu/l89i
(818): The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me. http://tfl.nu/w1nr
(252): i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no. http://tfl.nu/99ae
(989): I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep. http://tfl.nu/zu0y
(215): I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up http://tfl.nu/xoz1
(801): There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume. http://tfl.nu/bk3r
(217): You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you http://tfl.nu/uqrj
(720): Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something. http://tfl.nu/z9g9
(419): Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
(1-419): Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly. http://tfl.nu/ok5v
(609): Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him. http://tfl.nu/6jaw
(717): I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan http://tfl.nu/f98a
(703): Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
(571): I'd say they're off to a great start! http://tfl.nu/1lyt
(519): My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!! http://tfl.nu/hi1l
(+44): He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again! http://tfl.nu/ztd6
(561): I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line? http://tfl.nu/0ivn
(212): The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you. http://tfl.nu/c03k
(512): I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone http://tfl.nu/z79l
(696): Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
(451): Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes http://tfl.nu/39ll
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Sunday, May 06, 2012
Saturday, May 05, 2012
Semi-random thoughts
- I was reading one of the blogs on my blogroll recently. The writer used the wrong word for something, and I left a comment, hoping she would correct it. I would have been perfectly happy if she just corrected it and deleted my comment--I wasn't looking for a public thank you. Instead, she criticized me for trying to help. I have deleted her blog from my list. I see no reason to help promote her work.
- I wish Twitter and Facebook had filters that prevented pictures of people's pets from appearing on my feeds.
- It's always a little weird when I get home very late and the doorman greets me with "Good morning," and then we say "Good night" when I get in the elevator.
- Every time I go to a show at Joe's Pub someone at my table spills a drink on me. It's happened the last three times I went there.
Friday, May 04, 2012
Plat du jour--guest submission
Found by Joanne.
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Mid-week TFLNs
(559): He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year http://tfl.nu/93v6
(317): For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea http://tfl.nu/lnc6
(910): I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself..... http://tfl.nu/3gq0
(416): Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked". http://tfl.nu/jucw
(714): A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now. http://tfl.nu/19el
(416): I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS? http://tfl.nu/n2hz
Tuesday, May 01, 2012
Fossella again? Ugh!
Vito Fossella: Back in the House someday?
Apparently every two years there will be somebody who thinks the rightfully extinct political career of this jerk can be resurrected. The last time I blogged about it here.
Apparently every two years there will be somebody who thinks the rightfully extinct political career of this jerk can be resurrected. The last time I blogged about it here.
Friday, April 27, 2012
The TFLNs are early this week
Not very many good ones. Or maybe my standards have risen.
(503): Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday http://tfl.nu/7fl3
(770): He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days? http://tfl.nu/yt8d
(503): So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address... http://tfl.nu/a3xh
(719): Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great http://tfl.nu/tj20
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Yawn headline of the day
First Look: 'Dark Knight Rises' promises violence
Of course there's violence. It's a Batman movie.
Of course there's violence. It's a Batman movie.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Keeping up with the TFLNs
(402): He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
(1-402): Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors. http://tfl.nu/lcrs
(323): He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
(310): well did you say yes? http://tfl.nu/94vg
(804): We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt. http://tfl.nu/2b1c
(303): You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories. http://tfl.nu/6f6h
Sunday, April 22, 2012
The rest of the week's best TFLNs
Sex(?)
(407): I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl http://tfl.nu/1s7i
(937): They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list. http://tfl.nu/o7iw
(201): Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper. http://tfl.nu/iewi
(+61): I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane. http://tfl.nu/dlou
(909): I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats. http://tfl.nu/jzu3Animals
(720): Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it. http://tfl.nu/6vuz
(774): We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot. http://tfl.nu/pm9nLast night
(303): accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones... http://tfl.nu/822e
(956): Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone? http://tfl.nu/ptfa
(214): you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night. http://tfl.nu/mxyx
(203): Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night? http://tfl.nu/3u1bPregnancy: No, yes, maybe
(309): he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel http://tfl.nu/08pr
(587): Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant? http://tfl.nu/fsev
(714): You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying http://tfl.nu/xa50
(303): They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us http://tfl.nu/8tzs
(203): I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant. http://tfl.nu/7i15
(941): I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant. http://tfl.nu/bzfqOther
(319): Let's drink?
(1-319): Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast. http://tfl.nu/5wza
(727): Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea http://tfl.nu/mom5
(314): No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
(1-314): You're the worst gay friend ever. http://tfl.nu/4trc
(423): It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling. http://tfl.nu/7h2p
(714): She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what? http://tfl.nu/cv8q
(262): the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here? http://tfl.nu/0zqj
(310): Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow? http://tfl.nu/9403And my favorite for the week
(202): Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that. http://tfl.nu/hdvk
Somewhere (California probably) Tom Lehrer is smiling
Search On For Person Poisoning Pigeons On The Upper West Side
OK, so apparently this wasn't done in a park, but it still brings to mind Tom Lehrer's song:
OK, so apparently this wasn't done in a park, but it still brings to mind Tom Lehrer's song:
Friday, April 20, 2012
Somali thugs disrupted
Somalia: Spanish Warship Reina Sofia Rescues Innocent Somali Crew Held Hostage By Pirates
The sad thing is, the victims are so afraid of the thugs they won't press charges, so they'll go free to grab another ship.
The sad thing is, the victims are so afraid of the thugs they won't press charges, so they'll go free to grab another ship.
Semi-random thoughts
- It's "Hear, hear!," not "Here, here!"
- I can't say I like the new blogger interface very much. Aside from the temporary bother learning where everything is now, I'm not sure there's a way of directly viewing an old post you just edited. I've only used it once, but when I posted it sent me to my edit post list.
- Someone just visited a post I wrote the first week of my glob, back in 2005. It was fun seeing how I wrote back then.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Midweek TFLNs
(541): they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you http://tfl.nu/813g
(480): I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level. http://tfl.nu/m64o
(252): I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard. http://tfl.nu/2lw3
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
TFLNs! I know you've been waiting for them
I can see how many of you enter my blog through my TFLN posts.
(270): Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together. http://tfl.nu/2jfm
(604): So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk. http://tfl.nu/87wr
(607): just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out http://tfl.nu/axwq
(954): My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted?? http://tfl.nu/5rk7
(313): I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/g93i
(602): I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night. http://tfl.nu/7hpm
(250): I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest http://tfl.nu/zut9
(365): As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
(1-365): I was judging you. http://tfl.nu/3tin
(740): Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves. http://tfl.nu/uw3n
(842): we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone http://tfl.nu/yvho
(209): She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana. http://tfl.nu/10jo
(206): Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago. http://tfl.nu/wvly
(570): I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo. http://tfl.nu/a7p8
(612): I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house http://tfl.nu/z7wf
(404): STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing... http://tfl.nu/ooo5
(845): Make me a sandwich
(301): The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich. http://tfl.nu/al2a
(317): The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often. http://tfl.nu/fdr3
(337): I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up. http://tfl.nu/g5uf
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Occasionally you'll find a tourist who's not so dumb
Tourist #1: Excuse me, do you know where 42nd street is?
Tourist #2: Between 41st and 43rd, I think.
--40th St & Broadway
via Overheard in New York
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Monday, April 09, 2012
Finally: TFLNs!
(732): Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later http://tfl.nu/qouw
(301): sorry
(304): why?
(301): oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you? http://tfl.nu/0491
(570): If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes. http://tfl.nu/for0
(415): STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU http://tfl.nu/78be
(208): Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch. http://tfl.nu/hfll
(732): When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails. http://tfl.nu/3vyn
(503): I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs. http://tfl.nu/skdm
(914): Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again. http://tfl.nu/ajpy
(613): We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me. http://tfl.nu/jjop
(203): what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame. http://tfl.nu/l6g2
(908): You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
(732): Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming. http://tfl.nu/bgum
(708): what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in? http://tfl.nu/gh3z
(540): I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present? http://tfl.nu/y1uu
(828): In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier http://tfl.nu/71e3
(847): a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again? http://tfl.nu/tc2t
(907): It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome. http://tfl.nu/2baz
(+44): A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh... http://tfl.nu/ky7u
(631): he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing http://tfl.nu/xi7n
(808): At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life. http://tfl.nu/lsk4
(614): I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
(1-614): Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate? http://tfl.nu/mxr5
(231): I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement http://tfl.nu/2xwy
(419): I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation. http://tfl.nu/t73g
(860): I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us. http://tfl.nu/pfss
(916): I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me. http://tfl.nu/xyna
(440): Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits... http://tfl.nu/u2u5
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